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Bar Jukebox
Hmmm...Mrs. Beckham...does this sound familiar in any way?
Not only is it older and better, it's also far sexier than yours, you little cockerney piglet.
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Bar Joke Corner
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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"And when I get that feeling...I need
ALTERNATIVE HEALING."
Hungover? Here's a great alternative and ancient cure for you. Put half a dried cow pat in a blender along with the eye of a dead man, two hairs from a cocker spaniel and half a gallon of ocean spume.
Blend and then rub it into your knees.
You're healed!
Warning: Side effects may include diarrohea, dizzyness, headache, upset stomach, vomiting and feeling hungover.
Taken from "A dark ayge wenche's gyde to healyng"
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